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Straight White Boy Problem #92

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

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eatpizzas:

this legitimately frightens me
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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

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enterthetardis:

when you come into your room and someone’s there

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submariet:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die
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heckayeah:

communistbakery:

heckayeah:

im trying to tan but this bee wont leave me alone

tell it to buzz off

it didnt listen

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine
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